Film reviews 8th June 2010
SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE
Anyone who's watched a Norman Wsidom or George Formby film will have got to the end when he inevitably gets the girl (and saves the orphanage in Norman's case) can't fail to think ‘How on earth does he manage to get that gorgeous girl?'. This film takes that premise and runs with it. Our hapless no-hoper is played by Jay Baruchel who, let's face it, is no great looker. He works in airline security with wise-cracking mates and manages to find an i-Phone - not any ordinary mobile, oh no, not with Apple paying for the namecheck - belongng to a gorgeous girl. She is so grateful that she invites him out. The rest plays like an old-fashioned boy-meets-girl, boy-loses-girl, boy-gets-girl film with new-fashioned swearing and, for our younger viewers, obligatory gross-out moments. Despite this the film is rather charming in its own way, and the lead all-American babe is surprisingly played by Alice ‘Daughter of Eddie Shoestring' Eve - and Mum and Dad even turn up as her on-screen parents. Despite a prolonged ending that even Richard Curtis would have turned his nose up at, this is a rather sweet film that has some genuinely funny scenes in it. It's not Sex in the City, and for that we are deeply grateful.
DEATH AT A FUNERAL
If you're going to remake a film, it's a pretty good idea to make sure it's funny to start with. Sadly, Frank Oz's 2007 film of the same name didn't have this distinction. Transplanted to America, it holds the promise of a very funny black comedy - father dies with a dark secret - he has a diminutive gay lover who turns up at the funeral demanding money. But for some reason it fails to gel - Chris Rock tries his best as does veteran Danny Glover. But it smacks of script-by-committee and keeps saying ‘Aren't we daring?'. Well, not really. Evelyn Waugh's ‘The Loved One', Joe Orton's ‘Loot' or maybe even Billy Liar treats this subect with far more élan. There are a few good jokes and some funny scenes, but nowhere near enough to keep us interested.
Also showing are:-
PRINCE OF PERSIA - THE SANDS OF TIME
Video game adaptation in which a prince must keep a special dagger out of the hands of villains, with the help of a princess. Jake Gyllenhaal, Ben Kingsley, Alfred Molina.
ROBIN HOOD
Men in Green! Ridley Scott directs Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett. How an archer in Richard I's army became the legendary outlaw.
STREET DANCE 3D
A streetdance crew rehearsing for the UK Streetdance Championships is forced to join forces with Royal Ballet. Eleanor Bron and Charlotte Rampling lead the old school.
SEX AND THE CITY 2
More clothes and product placement. "Misjudged and incredibly boring". 145 minutes, mostly in Abu Dhabi (well, Morocco, actually). Everyone loves it.
TOOTH FAIRY
A tough ice-hockey player has to atone for a bad deed by spending a week as a tooth fairy. Stars Dwayne Johnson with Steven Merchant and Julie Andrews.
4.3.2.1
A chance encounter results in four female friends becoming involved in a diamond heist spanning two cities in three days
BROOKLYN'S FINEST
In the course of one chaotic week, the lives of three conflicted New York City cops are transformed by their involvement in a massive drug operation
LETTERS TO JULIET
In Verona, a group of volunteers reply to letters from around the world addressed to Juliet, setting in motion an unexpected love affair for one correspondent
THE BACK-UP PLAN
After years of waiting for the right man, a woman decides to go it alone with artificial insemination, only to meet the man of her dreams on the same day. J-Lo's worst film.
KILLERS
A woman meets her ideal man on holiday and marries him, not knowing that he is an undercover, government-hired assassin
Also CRAZY HEART; (ThCl)